This Book Will Put You To Sleep
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The cure for the wide awake. This Book Will Put You to Sleep is a gently amusing anthology of soporific dullness — carefully curated, painstakingly tedious, and designed to do exactly what its title promises.
With a pillowy case wrap, stultifying illustrations, and pages of sheep to count, the book gathers dozens of snoozy short texts on subjects engineered for drowsiness: "The Motion of Sand Dunes," "The Administrative Bureaucracy of the Byzantine Empire," "White Noise: A Technical Explanation," and many more — though making it through even one in a single evening is unlikely, which is rather the point.
Boring, brilliantly.
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