The Art of Doing Nothing Journal

A journal disguised as a self-help book that promises the opposite of self-help. The "The Art of Doing Nothing" Journal presents itself as a Beginners Guide to Procrastination, with the title printed in classic serif on a navy bookcloth cover scattered with clouds and stars. The kind of book design that mimics an earnest instructional manual—except the instruction is, of course, to do nothing.

Inside: 240 lined pages on 100 GSM uncoated woodfree, acid-free paper, with a silver ribbon marker and patterned endsheets. Sized at 5.75" x 8.5" with a sewn, lay-flat binding and printed with soy-based inks. The kind of journal that earns a place on a nightstand specifically so other people can see the cover and get the joke.

For the productivity that's really just procrastination in a better outfit.