Sex For Lazy People
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Effort, optional. Sex for Lazy People is the humorous, deeply practical guide to making fifty sex positions as easy and effortless as humanly possible — for the long day, the big meal, and the general aversion to moving more than strictly necessary.
The book delivers hands-on tips with a straight face: grippy socks for stability, the AC cranked low to encourage friskiness, and the unimpeachable advice to quit your job if it's interfering with your sex life. Positions include The Understudy, The Kids Are Sleeping, The Slip 'n' Slide, and The Easy Button — proof that getting off has never required getting up.
More bang, less effort.
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