How Not To Become A Crotchety Old Man
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A loving roast of grumpy old guys everywhere. How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man is Mary McHugh's follow-up to her bestselling How Not to Become a Little Old Lady — a witty, affectionate field guide to the signs and symptoms of grouchy late-stage manhood.
The book gathers 250 hilarious truths about the crotchety old men in our lives — the ones who stand in the middle of the kitchen demanding to know where the butter is, buy broken cashews because they're cheaper, yell at news anchors, and consider "You look OK" a compliment. A perfect gift for the dad, granddad, husband, or brother who fits the bill — or for anyone who suspects, quietly, that they might.
You know who he is.
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