Emergency Affirmations For Exceptionally Stupid Days

Irreverent. Bracing. Affirmations with a spine.

A deck of 100 affirmation cards for the days when polite encouragement isn't going to cut it. The cards read less like a wellness journal and more like a friend who's had enough of your self-doubt — sharper, funnier, occasionally profane, and (surprisingly) effective in exactly the moments the earnest versions fall flat. Pull one before the big presentation. Read it in the mirror. Take on the day.

Includes 100 heavy-weight cards in a displayable two-piece box (4 x 5.3 x 1.7in) built to sit on a desk until the next emergency strikes.

The pep talk you actually needed — one card at a time.