Amuseables Asparagus
- Regular price
- $56.00
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- $56.00
- Regular price
Meet the most decorated stalk in the produce aisle. Amuseables Asparagus is currently chasing the world record for holding the most world records — a title he's certain is within reach. Already on the résumé: Fastest Shoelace Knotter (Vegetable Division), Longest Polite Applause, and Most Consecutive Cups of Tea Made While Wearing Roller Skates.
Slim and statuesque in velvety green polyester with impeccably neat tips, he stands 7 inches tall, weighted with PE beans and clutching an invisible clipboard at all times. Boundless enthusiasm, sold separately.
One more certificate and he's the Most Determined Stalk in History.
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