{"product_id":"the-boat-race-matches","title":"The Boat Race Matches","description":"\u003cp\u003eA \u003cb\u003esquare matchbox by The Archivist Gallery\u003c\/b\u003e, featuring a cat, a dog, a chicken, and a bird competing in some sort of boat race—captioned \"THE BOAT RACE\" in confident vintage typography. The small absurdity that defines the best British illustrated nonsense: animals doing human things, treated with proper seriousness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFrom \u003cb\u003eThe Archivist Gallery\u003c\/b\u003e, the London studio founded by Hayley Coghill—pulling from vintage illustration, natural history archives, and the great image traditions to make paper goods worth displaying. \u003cb\u003eContains 125 natural matches\u003c\/b\u003e in a square 110mm box. Litho printed in the UK on FSC-certified paper.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eFour animals. One race. No reasonable winner.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Archivist Gallery","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47887938650299,"sku":"5038842804482","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0649\/6544\/3771\/files\/103_9cae64a2-6a8a-4069-ad2b-eea9018594ee.jpg?v=1780094589","url":"https:\/\/themodernchemist.com\/products\/the-boat-race-matches","provider":"The Modern Chemist","version":"1.0","type":"link"}